Hello everyone! I am a simple country boy born and raised in the glamorous state of Delaware. I live in a mobile home. Dude, hot dogs are my passion! I love them oh so much! In my mobile home, the theme is hot dogs. I've got posters of hot dogs, hot dogs dressed like Cinderella and giraffes. SO cool! My fave holiday is most certainly is Labors Day and Mother's Day! Gotta love me ma! She's the coolest cat in town! (I'm serious, me ma is a cat!). For fun I like to ride my homade bicycle. Its made out of corn starch. Sometimes it brakes down. I don't know why. My faveorite food is Mexican chimay changos with a smidge of pineapple sauce. I'm also a proud owner a snail that I call Caroline. Get this. I taught her how to do stupid snail tricks. It may of taken me 1 month, but it was worth seeing my snail have a ball before she passed away. Caroline will be missed in my heart forever. I think that snails should be considered people because of their charming qualities and life-like features.